Aries
The wife who plans spontaneous road trips at midnight and expects equal enthusiasm. Loves fiercely, fights harder, and will drag the entire household into CrossFit just for fun. Probably the one yelling at the umpire at the kids’ cricket match.
Taurus
The gourmet chef wife who won’t let anyone near her kitchen because “they’ll just ruin it.” Loves a cozy home, luxurious sheets, and will passive-aggressively rearrange the furniture if it’s not aesthetically pleasing. Pro-tip: Never touch her snacks.
Gemini
The wife who sends 47 texts in five minutes—each one a different mood. She’s an event planner by day and a conspiracy theorist by night. One minute she’s the life of the party; the next, she’s reading the latest murder mystery like it’s homework.
Cancer
The human comfort blanket who will smother with love and home-cooked meals. Crying over sad movies is a weekend sport. Has a sixth sense for detecting who’s in a bad mood and will interrogate until the truth spills out.
Leo
The queen of drama and grandeur. Throws birthday parties as if they’re royal galas and demands compliments like it’s a signed contract. Will stand by like a lioness protecting her cubs—and her Instagram aesthetic.
Virgo
The meticulous wife who labels spice jars in alphabetical order. Will find a way to fix any situation while critiquing the inefficiency of everyone involved. Probably the one handing out wet wipes at a barbecue.
Libra
The effortlessly charming socialite wife who makes hosting look like an Olympic sport. Hates conflict but will drop the most diplomatic shade anyone’s ever heard. Expect color-coordinated wardrobes and harmonized dinner settings.
Scorpio
The mysterious wife who knows everyone’s secrets and keeps them locked up like a national treasure. Loves passionately but will plot revenge for any betrayal. Can make staring across the room feel like a psychological interrogation.
Sagittarius
The adventurous wife who casually mentions buying a ticket to Bali for the weekend. Lives by the motto “freedom or bust” and will drag everyone out to try axe-throwing on a random Tuesday. Commitment? Sure—just don’t cage the spirit.
Capricorn
The CEO of the household, running family budgets like a Fortune 500 company. Will track expenses on an Excel sheet and judge anyone whose life plan doesn’t include a five-year forecast. Predictably reliable and subtly savage.
Aquarius
The philosophical wife who starts a vegetable garden because it’s “better for humanity.” Will get obsessed with niche hobbies and drag everyone into a heated debate about saving the bees. Expect homemade kombucha and eco-friendly everything.
Pisces
The dreamer wife who’s either painting the walls pastel or writing poetry about the fish in the garden pond. Will get emotional over stray dogs and might redecorate the house according to her mood ring.
Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.
